I’m Checking My Diving Equipment This Weekend

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February 3rd, 2012

Anyone interested in a diving expedition to Italy in March?

In case you missed it, there’s a fortune lurking and waiting to be lifted out of the sea off the coast of Italy. It’s in a safe place, it’s in shallow water and there are no sharks. All you will have to do is avoid the police and other treasure hunters.

FAQs

The size of the reward? Unknown, but it could run to zillions.

What will we be looking for? Cash, diamonds and other gems, precious metals, and anything that can be easily converted into cash.

Where is the treasure hidden? All over the SS Costa Concordia, which for your convenience is lying on her side.

What are the dangers? Thousands of other treasure seekers.

What accommodation is being offered? None. You sleep anywhere.

How will the weather be? Cold with the first hints of spring.

Why aren’t you waiting for the weather to warm up before you start diving? The authorities will get themselves organized by then and you won’t be able to get near the ship.

The race is on

Unlike the Titanic which sank in deep water with a fortune of treasure aboard and hard to get at, the Costa Concorde is on the surface of the sea, meaning that just about anyone can become a treasure hunter. You don’t need diving gear and you don’t have to have diving experience. If you can swim you will be in the game.

Personal treasure

The items of treasure should be easy to find. The moment the boat hit the rocks everyone seemed to sense there was a major problem. The order to ‘man the lifeboats’ confirmed their fears and they dropped everything and made for the decks, leaving their possessions where they were. Everything is still there and will remain there until the first wave of treasure hunters arrives and starts digging around, emptying closets and suitcases, scattering unwanted clothing and other objects everywhere in the mad search for valuables. If you are in the second wave you will have a rough time looking for things.

Company treasure

Besides the goods that the passengers brought on board there are valuable items which belonged to the ship. First of all there is all the restaurant and kitchenware which will emerge from the sea in perfect condition and is eminently saleable. Much of the furniture and furnishings can be salvaged and sold. Odd trinkets from the wreck have started washing up on the shore and have already found there way to eBay. Anything with the Costa Concorde logo or emblem is considered a collectors item.

What is everyone waiting for?

Firstly the water is very cold. Secondly the ship is apparently moving slightly and is considered to be highly dangerous. Thirdly and most important, there are still 15 people listed as missing. They are probably on the ship, meaning that it is technically a grave. Once all the bodies are out there will be a mad scramble to get on board. I can’t wait!

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I’m Checking My Diving Equipment This Weekend

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