Get a Forex Robot and Double Your Money

September 24th, 2009

Why am I still working?

I keep seeing these Forex Robot ads when I’m searching for financial information on the web. Eventually I clicked on it to see what it was all about. People are selling software that you install on your computer and which allows you to start wheeling and dealing in Foreign Exchange, about which you probably know nothing. I was duly impressed and when I tried to close it, a notice informed me that a live person was waiting to speak to me and I should think twice before exiting. I passed on that.

Double your money

According to the ad, if I invest say $100, this Foreign Exchange Robot, to give it its full name, will play with my money and bring me back $200 at the and of the month. I will then give him that $200 and he will return $400 to me. This means I will have $409,600 after 12 months. Another month and I will have a million bucks! I will be a millionaire!

Is it okay if I ask a question?

Even if I am only investing $100 in this scheme, I have a question: have you guys got this software up and running on your computers at home? If so, how come you are still working? Or is it that you want everyone in the world to make half a million in the first year? Have you guys set up a marketing operation in Africa or India or China – you’ll find lots of investors there.

My friend the currency trader

I happen to know a currency dealer. The guy is a bleary-eyed shuffling character who falls asleep at a pause in the conversation. I once asked him if he was feeling okay and he replied, “I work all night, every night. I sit in front of my computer without a break – there is currency activity somewhere in the world 24 hours a day. My health is shot, my nerves are in tatters and I drink a bottle of scotch every night. You didn’t ask but the answer is yes, I make a lot of money.” This new foreign currency trading deal sounds a lot better than his system.

The robot does the work

The software that is being advertised employs a robot. All you have to do, is put up your money – they suggest you start with play-play money in case something goes wrong – hit the start button, fill you glass with scotch, lean back and listen to your personal cash register bells ringing as the money pours in.

Here I come!

The bottom end of this long ad reads, “If you want to take advantage of this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY at the special launch price of USD $149 (you will NEVER be billed again and you will enjoy ALL the benefits of our Forex Robot forever). Act fast before we raise the price.”

Anyone want to join me?

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